Stop saying “oh no you di’int”.You know goddam well I did,and I’ll do it again,too.

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Let’s stop playing games

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I’m not going to spend more than several months chasing you

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I’m hot and smart enough to be a pain in the ass

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I couldn’t help noticing that you’re mind-blowingly hot

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I want to wake up in your legs

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I consider myself a connoisseur on wine hangovers

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You drink like you’re single

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I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios

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#edcny view from VIP with @thebetterjz (Taken with Instagram at Electric Daisy Carnival NY 2012)